Thursday, May 31, 2012

Chronodash

Challenge your skills in the most diabolical first person platformer ever made.







Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Bronze Power Listener

I really don't think men should ever sing, there is something wrong with it, I can't put my finger on it, but there is just something that rubs in the wrong way. Men singing, haha silly. Now women singing, that's different, there is something special to it, something soothing and satisfying, something intriguing. Zune gave me a "badge", I guess it's like an achievement, I'm a "Bronze Power Listener", sounds like a pretty important huh. Yep. The game is nearly here, I worked out some glitches, some knots, and some shit, I have some sound effects to do and that's it. Oh, Escape From Robot Doom (XBOX 360 version) has been pirated and is available a number websites now, I big time now.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Thursday, May 24, 2012

I love Orange!

I have never lived anywhere with wallpaper before... I wonder if it's because I'm poor or low class or both or I don't know what I'm talking about or if wallpaper is old fashioned or what. It doesn't matter. Forget I said it. I'm living the dream the hard way, that's gotta be special someone right? My fix list is getting shorter by the minute because I'm crossing off shit I don't want to fix. I said it, it's true, it's out there, public record or internet record or something.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Burning up my mind.

Windows Live Movie Maker sucks, it's crashy, unreliable and worst of all, it's Macintoshy. I spent yesterday attempting to make it work, I mauled my drivers, I mauled my video condexs, I banged my head on the keyboard. I gave up. I checked out some open source video editors, not so great. Then it occurred to me to check out old versions of Windows Movie Maker. Bang! Problem solved, Windows Movie Maker 6.0 rocks, easy to use and only crashed once. Here is my trial run at a teaser.

Friday, May 18, 2012

My Fan Base

When I was younger than I am now, I really liked stalker jokes, I thought they were hilarious, jaw droppers, and dead baby jokes, those were good to. But no so much any more, it's not that they are too crude or tasteless, it's that they are too simple, I realized I just like clever jokes. Speaking of clever jokes, I completed my first run through of the recently finished new game, pretty awesome stuff, I think this is my first game I don't actually mind playing, true story. I have spent approximately fifty (or maybe less?) hours play testing and revising just the levels of this game, and honestly, I didn't mind it, I found it challenging and rewarding, I think that three dimensional platforming is a fantastic game mechanic with a lot of growth potential. Games like the new Prince of Persia and Bionic Commando games don't scratch the surface of what this mechanic has to offer.

If Escape From Robot Doom had sold ten times as many copies I would have made as much money as if I had been working at McDonnald's. I have stronger, better, more masculine hopes for this game, and I like exploiting things, if my new game sells better than Robot Doom, you're going to have to endure through three or four sequels, prequels, gold and platinum and remastered editions. I know I have a fan base out there, posting articles and shit talking six months after Escape From Robot Doom came out, you know who you are, and this time I want my review you keep threatening. Or Else.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Death By Molten Robot!

I heard that Death by Lava hurts, probably just hand wringer talk, maybe. Lava can't be that bad right? Molten rock? Molten Robot? Nah. Maybe if you caught fire first? Whatever. I'm busy busy, not much left, only a little bit of bondo and the game will be all ready.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Evil speaks to me...

I have my finger on the trigger and my mind is made up... wait, wrong blog.

Yeah Yeah. Still working. I'm spackling over some rough spots, it will be fine, no worries.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Yikes.

Alright, I forgot some stuff, so I didn't upload whenever I said I was going to. Maybe I'll make up for it, but probably not.


Tuesday, May 8, 2012

The Borg vs The Founding Fathers

Fun Fact! The Wikipedia article for Star Trek's Borg is 6,713 words, the Wikipedia article about the founding fathers of the United States is 2,875 words. All "ifs" "ands" and "buts", justifications or any other madness aside, I recognize a serious lack of super fans on the side of the founding fathers. Speaking of a lack of super fans, seriously, does anyone read my blog? Bleh, this isn't for you, this is for me and I'm going to keep telling myself that. Tomorrow or sometime after tomorrow, I'll be uploading my new game to xbox live indie games, get ready.