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Project 2K8

Civilization Climaxed in 1992 and subsequently destroyed itself.

You were born into a world of walled city states holding back the radiated- mutated- infectious masses of your long undead ancestors. It is your duty to survive and explore this epic world, ripe with transgression and cultural regression.

You are an amalgamation of man and horsepower, a force in and of itself. You are gods illegitimate son, sent forth to save humanity from itself at your own discretion.

Buy one copy and burn a dozen for your friends.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is this website?
A: The development blog for a yet untitled game.

Q: What sort of game?
A: A real game for real men.

Q: What?
A: Exploration, survival and moral ineptitude combined into a single challenging ordeal; and once it's over, you will never want to do it again.

Q: When well it be available?
A: First Quarter of 2011

Q: Are you fucking serious? You have a long way to go!
A: I'm as serious as a shark attack.

Q: How much will it cost?
A: $1.00 and I'm heart attack serious.

Q: Why don't I have any friends?
A: Because you read blogs like mine.

Q: What kind of computer will I need to be able to play your game?
A: Not an old one? The game will also be available for the XBOX360.

Q: When did you say the game would be available?

A: I said first quarter of 2011, but I lied. It will be available when it's done enough for you not to know the difference.

Q: Who inspired you to become a game developer?
A: Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels.

Q: Did anyone actually ask these questions?
A: Do FAQs every actually have real questions?

Friday, June 24, 2011

Lava, Lava, Lava

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