Friday, October 29, 2010

What word embodies both sexy and awesome?

There is no one more shallow than a game developer, they obsess over sexy and awesome, they believe that those two simple qualities make a good game. Game's graphic content is disjointed and choppy, the story arcs silly and dull, often because of the average game developers limited understanding of being sexy and awesome. But I have a solution, a one word solution, a single word that embodies the quest to unite both qualities into a single whole. From today forward, my games will share this one word in common. Most of you don't know what I'm talking about, some of you might represent and don't even know it, but what is this magical word which combines awesome and sexy? I'm talking trashy, really trashy, I'm talk tramp stamps, barbed wire tattoos, vaseline hair styles, androgynous tank tops, late base model muscle cars, cigarettes and cheap beer. I'm ribbing my games for generation numb.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

I was thinking about armor made of babies...

There are three types of heros in the world. The first kind is the imaginary hero, the second is the martyred false hero and the third and final is the real hero. A real hero knows that winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. A real hero will stop at nothing to win, he will even make body armor out of babies if has to. A real hero doesn't hide behind a bush, he hides behind a rifle. A real hero isn't a snitch, he's god like.

Anyway, the above is a textual taste of what I'm working on for my next game.

I'm building a better, more masculine, tomorrow.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Way to Win!

After a full year of polling, the results are in!

The Poll question, "Which of my games looks the most exciting?"
Moon Base 2 (66%)
Vietnam 0 (0%)
Car Game 0 (0%)
Your games suck 1 (33%)

I'm really disappointed in my readers, you guys sucks, only three of you voted! I'm sure that most of you are search bots or add bots or some other form of software, so I can't really blame you for not voting. I'm a little sad that no one likes "Vietnam" or "Car Game", I'm a little depressed that 66% of you liked "Moon Base", what's wrong with you? That's almost a puzzle game. However, not all is lost, there is light at both ends of the tunnel, 33% of you demonstrated some real angst by voting "your games suck". I'm feel honored that you cared enough to express yourselves, and even more honored that you felt I was worthy of the truth.

*UPDATE*
Clearly that poll script doesn't work very well, one of the votes disappeared.

I'm ribbed for generation numb.

Some people say that humility is the mark of true greatness... I say lets not be fooled by such nonsense, I say lets abandon all justifications and all rationalizations, lets say what we think and do what we say.

This is my second attempt at this post, I wrote some stuff about god and he got really juvenile and crashed my shit... I can see why it takes faith to believe such things. I was originally planning to post screen shots from the sucky games I made since my last post, but that's a hassle and I don't really care about celebrating failure. So here's the important part from the original message, moon base sucked, it sucked really bad. How bad? Imagine sorting dead obese dogs by hair length and spot density.

So here's the new plan for success. I'm returning to the basics; I'm returning to the violence, the brutality and the anarchy that makes men into boys and girls into wives, I'm talking about a better and more masculine tomorrow.